Not-so-Soccer Saturday.

The weekend is upon us. And with that comes a lull in exciting news.

Can you believe people are still willing to part with money for Francis Jeffers? At least it's not as crazy as the money we paid for him, if there's something positive to come from this.

And we thought the twat Ashley Cole was the only one. It seems Chelsea Women have signed Arsenal Ladies' Sian Larkin. They've also acquired one time Arsenal Lady Casey Stoney, she of the harsh words for former employers and all-around morons Charlton Athletic.

Finally, at the Copa America, Gilberto played the full 90 as Brazil thrashed Chile 6-1 in the Quarter Finals. He even got himself a yellow in the 63rd, the naughty boy. Shockingly, Julio Baptista managed to find the net. No, no-the inside of the net. As in, he scored! I know, I find it hard to believe as well.

Time for a tea. Mmmm...tea.