Holidays mean missing football.

Though the beer makes up for it.

So, the (inhales) FIFA U20 World Cup Canada 2007 brought to you by Hyundai (exhales) got under way this very Saturday. The shock of the day saw Poland defeat Brazil 1-0 on a nice free kick by Grzegorz Krychowiak in the 23rd minute. Arsenal keeper Wojciech Szczesny played a big part...in creating an ass groove on the bench. No playing time for the youngster today.

Remember Stathis Tavlaridis? He has moved from Lille to St. Etienne on a reported 3-year deal. Other old boys on the move on the first full day of the summer transfer window include Junichi Inamoto (to Frankfurt from Galatasaray on a Bosman free) and Steven Sidwell (from Reading to Blood Money Inc. on a free).

The London Masters 2007 takes place on July 21 at Wembley Arena. Take a look at the players Arsenal may field. Bergkamp, Petit, Winterburn, and Wright? Sweet. Though we'll probably end up with Kaba Diawara and Alberto Mendez.

The Ottawa Fury women defeated the Rochester Rhinos Women 3-0 back on the 24th. No word of Faye White's performance, or if she played, as no one seems to have line-ups. Well, for Ottawa, at least. Seems their site is as good as Arsenal.com then

I'm off to buy a vowel.